A Case of the Vapours?

I've been sick with the worst case of food poisoning I've ever had.


Normally I wouldn't mention it, but one symptom was (I hope I can now use the past tense!) so peculiar I thought I'd mention it: gas.


It was like NASA set up a wind tunnel between my legs. Had it been hydrogen, I could have single-handedly sent that balloon kid (and his little dog, too) from here to Nova Scotia.


I think it was salmonella because of the fever and other symptoms. The gas was certainly the hallmark, though. Any clues, let me know.


Other than that, things have been fine.

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